Random Emergency

I had a white car in Germany, and I used it to go check out the checkout girl. When I got there, I realized she was just a ladytron, and she had a truncated vocabulary, including, "Wot," "Make it quick," "Promises, promises," and "Doubleplusgood." Even when watching their eyes with a one chord wonder's harmony in my head, these lady-bots tend to be tempermental, so I took drastic actions and got the hell out of there: Kryptic Pop Thrills from 2/2/18.

Friday, February 2, 2018