Wow, we have a jam-packed show today, Space Cadets! We start off with a few stories from Ross's super-fun college reunion (it's been five years already?! Time flies!) and then we're into the rules for our very impromptu contest! If you know Ross's secret and want an SoT swag bag (for real, we have them), send the name of his new D&D character to email@example.com! You've got until the 16th so act now! Then we're talking about the silly silly furor over a new cute doll line. After the break we've got menses! We've got fat bears! We've got Mental Health Awareness Month!
Big congratulations to Holly, 2019's fattest bear. Beadnose, I miss you.
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