Mixed Messages Radio

JJ and Joey are related, but they can't remember how. They've traveled far and wide to bring you the most entertaining radio hour you'll ever hear, so try it out why don'tcha? Every wonder how you sneak into an abandoned building? Are you curious how many coats of nail polish it takes to reattach a broken car mirror? Well, they've done the research and the results are in! Mixed Messages Radio will bring you all of the information you need to look cool with your friends AND key phrases to use to avoid your family! It's a win-win!

Past Episodes

  • Mixed Messages Radio Episode 175 - The origins of the haunting in JJ Aired: Monday, March 18, 2019

    On this week's episode of Mixed Messages Radio JJ revels the origin to all of her haunted things and Joey Polish is hilarious and proves he is America's sweetheart ONCE AGAIN!

  • Mixed Messages Radio Episode 174 - Vlogger Radio Aired: Monday, March 11, 2019

    On this week's episode of Mixed Messages Radio, Joey & JJ become Vloggers (on the radio). They dress to impress, so why not make vlogs?! (Not wear clogs though) They also find out Michael Keaton has a brother in law that lives locally and they please listeners to put them in contact! Does the pair end up singing a very different version of Nelly Furtado's 'I'm Like A Bird?" YES. YES THEY DO. Also JJ tells the story of her haunted microwave (which is different from the one she just threw in a snow bank). Interested? Well Listen up, fools!

  • Mixed Messages Radio Episode 173 - SHOCK LOBSTER Aired: Monday, March 4, 2019

    On this week's episode of Mixed Messages Radio, JJ and Outrageous Jones (Joey Polish) discuss how 'Yee-Haw adgenda' is the new trend for 2019. They also discuss the terrifying discovery of some freaky things underwater and then they proceed to MAKE A SONG ABOUT IT. Not only that, they try and get GOD on the phone to answer some questions as to WHY he would create such monstrosities?!?!? All that plus tunes from: Royksopp, Blur, Tame Impala, Survivor, Counting Crows, The Republic of Tigers, Harvey Danger and Soundgarden. Don't miss this!

  • Mixed Messages Radio Episode 172 - Beanie Baby Tarot and A Shocking Twist Aired: Monday, February 25, 2019

    On this week's episode, Joey challenges JJ to make use of her recent thrift find: a full deck of Beanie Baby series 1 trader cards. So what do the team do? They make them into a tarot deck and give free readings. The results are strangely accurate - you don't want to miss this! Also tunes from: Fuel, Quiet Riot, Tiffany, Talking Heads, John Cena & Rage Against The Machine.

  • Mixed Messages Radio Episode 171 - Ms. Dyngus Day and Another Ghost Story Aired: Monday, February 18, 2019

    On this week's episode of Mixed Messages Radio, JJ and Joey RELIVE the terrifying ghost story of JJ's haunted car and then Ms. Dyngus Day herself, Woody from Almost Tuesday tells ANOTHER HORRIFYING GHOST STORY. How can this episode get better? Well, Joey claims his new nickname as 'Outrageous Jones' and they listen to 'The Counting Crows' Mister Jones over and over to really prove it. Also Tunes from The Darkness, Hum, Incubus, Flight of the Concords, Ramones and LINKIN PARK.

  • Mixed Messages Radio Episode 170 - The Biggest Ratt Fans and Zodiak Secrets Aired: Monday, February 11, 2019

    On this week's episode of Mixed Messages Radio Joey reinvents the snowblower (now knows as the SnowMoBlower) and devises a (new) plan to make millions of dollars. JJ also discovers that Ratt is coming to a town near them and they only have five months to prepare! Where do you find the right acid for acid washed jeans? How many cuts is too many cuts in those exact jeans? Also they discover what traits are majorly annoying about them based on their zodiac signs - we know, Joey Polish isn't annoying at all, how is this possible?!?!

  • Uploading Mixed Messages Radio Episode 169 - Spoken Word Poetry & Joey Gets Lost Aired: Monday, February 4, 2019

    On this week's episode of Mixed Messages Radio, Joey & Jj find a mysterious drum in the center of the studio - so what do they do with it? SLAM POETRY WITH KORN LYRICS (honestly, what did you expect?) Also as it turns out, Joey is excellent at the mysterious drum (has he secretly been taking lessons on this secret drum?) ALSO they discuss why they've suddenly become Raiders fans, and how those outfit choices are shaping their new loves in California. Lastly, Joey tells the story of how he tried to find JJ in a four story building, only to find out she was in a different building!

  • Mixed Messages Radio Episode 168 - Top 5 Places to Prop Your Baby Aired: Monday, January 28, 2019

    On this week's episode of Mixed Messages Radio Joey Polish schools JJ on what air pods are (They're the new Tide Pods) and why only rich people have them. They also get updates on how Joey's parent's oven is doing (still very broken from the cro-bar incident) and list the top 5 places to prop up your baby! Why ELSE would you have a baby if not to project your political agenda?! Lastly, they end things with Joey's BIG COUNTRY TIME where he gets to talk about whatever he wants... does he talk about cheese again? You have to listen to find out!

  • Mixed Messages Radio Episode 167 - The Monster Truck Cotillion Aired: Monday, January 21, 2019

    On this week's episode of Mixed Messages Radio JJ & JP drive in to the studio together in a snowstorm and face their own mortality! They also discuss their snowday outfits (READ: are you prepared to be frozen in time with the outfit you're wearing? C'mon, make good choices) and pick some monster truck names! Joey's monster truck name is ALSO a very popular 80's song, what is it? How did JJ end up at a cotillion? You have to listen to find out! Also tunes from: Wheatus, Dropkick Murphys, Sugarcult, Smash Mouth, Eric Prydz, and Loverboy.

  • Mixed Messages Radio Episode 166 - Goth Day at Disney World and we see some GHOSTS Aired: Monday, January 14, 2019

    On this week's episode of Mixed Messages Radio, Joey & Jj fight about what appropriate to put into a gumball machine in an establishment. Is it ok to mix skittles ans M&Ms? (no) Also they remember that Disney Land had a designated 'Goth Day' so they do hella research into the subject. THEN they are visited by ACTUAL ghosts that run around the studio fixing things and waving at them. Wich Disney biker gang do YOU most identify with? You have to tune in to find out. (They also play the entire Blade 2 soundtrack very stealthy)