Rose Chester and Amy Gdala have a chat and provide callers with sound (and unsound) advice.
A house went up in flames due to a dryer leading to suspicion of slow cookers, Rose's smoking bulbs, Amy saw water pour from overhead lights, everything's a recipe, girls like the color of cosmos, advice you wish you'd gotten at the end of high school, Rose may be one step away from being banished, scan it and put it on Pinterest, how do you know if a pig is fat?
Butter beans resurface, Butter Bean song by the B 52's, limas are grainy, Rose travels beyond the exit, A weird counselor stayed with Rose, Amy says mean girls are at camp and not in your house (actual usage experience may vary), Rose camped in a mosquito infested swamp at the Olympics, Rose wants to sit in a pumpkin, suddenly time for a new cell phone, Amy is problem wishcycler, tattoo dreamin' and tobacco sniffin'.
No one compliments Rose's shirts, Jello parfaits, butter beans should replace chick peas, diner in Medina and the bucket-o-fruit, Rose and Amy on different garden adventures, Kate Pierson called to challenge the hosts with the Butter Bean song.
Rose suggests the prize "win a night with Thurman Thomas," Amy wants a prize wheel for her house, Rose suggests using it to get rid of clutter, Amy witnesses the call of nature in an urban environment, Rose's deck plants have no names, crazy packed Wednesday event, what is a good old thing?, news Amy hasn't verified on the internet.
Rose suggests Webster is weird, discussion about a local fireworks show with the finale in the middle, Rose reviews a 4th of July menu, Kevin calls to confirm he was carded to buy lighters and other topics of mayhem, pour non-toxic toilet bowl cleaner into a toxic toilet bowl cleaner bottle, powdered milk, Amy points out that listeners should have $1 for every Rose Chester "near road rage" incident.
For 49 years Amy has had the same plant, carrion plant sounds horrifying to Rose, "hens and chicks" are new to Rose, Amy reveals the cayenne is 40,000 and that scares Rose, "Fizzies" are new to Amy but it's too late to try them.
Rose wants to spray coconut oil, Amy finds candy and adores candy, loses candy and rebounds with another candy, cat day care, a room full of empty cats.
Theme song fail causes Rose and Amy to sing the theme, theme song recovers and performs, Rose talks about who can make the tallest pot, pie that looks like tapioca, Rose stumbles into the preview of a Frank Sinatra dinner dance, Amy explains about Hotel Edison, Rose likes pancakes, condiment carrying, artisan-made robots, skinny-licious presumptive waitress, Amy nixes suggestion to see a movie about dogs on an island.
House dresses / schmatas, selling the unsaleable, looks that shouldn't come back ever, capri hater, snapping asparagus, French vanilla vs. vanilla vs. vanilla bean, Amy doesn't relate to potatoes.
