Rose Chester and Amy Gdala have a chat and provide callers with sound (and unsound) advice.
Rose is mystified by Amy’s coffee break, Rose decries Amy’s lack of Valentines appreciation, Rose goes on a pizza, peanuts, tortilla chip rampage, Amy shames Rose for not know the term “tortilla chip,” mice, Amy sees a shelter dog show, Rose talks about squishing tofu.
Amy had the flu and intense Jello demands, recent snow and REAL snowstorms of yore, taking in ironing and other careers from home, adding “Sh” to every word, Rose gets in another horn honking driver conflict, Rose switches “tacks,” and Mrs. Pomelo.
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Rose questions Amy’s giant pomegranate refrigerator, Rose’s storm protocol, kids disown the wood stacking responsibilities, shirataki, or something like that, Rose restrains herself from looking at dog adoption options, Holmes not homes, Speedy pulled over for speeding.
Rose trying to figure out her life and how she felt about things, suddenly remembering there is no gall bladder, avocado right to the face, frother or garlic press: is there a difference?, Amy’s snow day plans disappoint Rose, plaid is back and Rose is pleased.
Amy went to the Mummer’s Parade, Chris (host of The Last Word) called and he also went to the Mummer’s Parade, Rose requests rest room access report, parking in the left turn lane, collection of death isn’t as delightful as Amy hoped, Rose happy with new Mary Poppins, Amy has no Mary Poppins connection, Amy has a cupcake on her nose, a shout out for foam pads for Rose’s walls.
Pedicure shop owners Dorothy and Meredith sit in for the Yentas.
A house went up in flames due to a dryer leading to suspicion of slow cookers, Rose's smoking bulbs, Amy saw water pour from overhead lights, everything's a recipe, girls like the color of cosmos, advice you wish you'd gotten at the end of high school, Rose may be one step away from being banished, scan it and put it on Pinterest, how do you know if a pig is fat?
Butter beans resurface, Butter Bean song by the B 52's, limas are grainy, Rose travels beyond the exit, A weird counselor stayed with Rose, Amy says mean girls are at camp and not in your house (actual usage experience may vary), Rose camped in a mosquito infested swamp at the Olympics, Rose wants to sit in a pumpkin, suddenly time for a new cell phone, Amy is problem wishcycler, tattoo dreamin' and tobacco sniffin'.
No one compliments Rose's shirts, Jello parfaits, butter beans should replace chick peas, diner in Medina and the bucket-o-fruit, Rose and Amy on different garden adventures, Kate Pierson called to challenge the hosts with the Butter Bean song.
