Rose Chester and Amy Gdala have a chat and provide callers with sound (and unsound) advice.
Rose will cry if Amy goes off her diet, great things about endless winter, Amy's carny soul, endless itches, flyaway sweaters, Amy insists thousands are going to Record Store Day, Rose reminisces about making her own dinosaurs.
Did Rose keep her eyes closed during Barnaby Hall?, Rose decides becoming a country music songwriter is her calling and she shares a new song, Rose's scary hand mark, asparagus texter, Chris from The Last Word returns and shares a poem, Rose likes overcooked chicken.
Amy blanks on Passover appetizers, Rose's Passover plans: shop and don't cook, Rose calls for a fifth season, Rose eschews sweaters and Amy hoards them, Rose and Amy answer a text message about stress, Amy amazes Rose with incense matches, Rose rants about Mary Poppins plot changes.
Free bagels on Passover?!?!?, the slavery of your mind, furniture is too big, when Amy sees raisins she always thinks of Rose, Marvin called about gefilte fishing, Heywood called about fish in bathtubs, Yunkel called about eating the Passover shank bone.
Rose visited Amy's favorite 5 n 10, gold nugget gum, Hamsa protection from jealousy - keinahora!, Rose launches You Too? movement for the widespread David Cassidy depression, Amy bemoans the Cassidy fans who didn't support him when he needed them, Rose had early feelings for Tom Jones, Rose spoofed her friends by visiting Cher's bus, who brings bear meat?, people make tiny meals, Rose lectures Amy on the dangers of boondocking.
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Amy's sugar meltdown, Rose challenges Amy's candy integrity, Amy shames Rose's lack of sugar bush knowledge, Amy appears in a store as a candy addict, Rose queries one complete stranger for Yiddish sayings, Rose and Amy have a guacamole war in a restaurant, Amy accuses Rose of Weight Watchers brainwashing, Rose wears a plastic single use apron and makes matzah, chametz, snow keeps coming and Rose is plow challenged, Tim calls with a great "tip" for when to tip a tow truck driver.
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Home made marshmallows still not appearing, Rose's "friendly little toot" inspires an "Enough of that," Amy got an answer for Del's one cent challenge from an earlier show, Amy's dreams confuse T-Rex with Godzilla, jam jam dog walking, No "lyeing" for Rose's hair -- it makes bodies disappear, Rose ponders square dancing.
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Heavenly hamantaschen, French creams finally, emergency ice cream, the Yellow Pages reveal where the emergency ice cream was going, Rose fails to impress Amy with instant coffee, Amy's sappy adventures continue, was eating in a car REALLY illegal?, WalMart won't sell People of WalMart, Rose's hair crisis and Amy can't sway Rose with modern dating.
When did the Brittanys get here?, Amy's maple challenges, Rose begins sewing lessons and Amy pulls sewing rank, Del Rivers calls in and relates the horrifying experience of denial-of-purchase at the dollar store.
Celebrating Valentine's Day, car dealer tricks Rose into Valentine dreams, Amy's Olympic focus, Rose's gains at a loss statement pilfered by an ad agency, comic section always missing, French cream failure (again), marshmallows missing (again), drinking sherry, why bother getting a space to park a car?
