Rose Chester and Amy Gdala have a chat and provide callers with sound (and unsound) advice.
Amy's mother's day bracelet insufficiently magnetized, Shavuot celebration, get pies and more at the Yentas' Corner Bar, dog etiquette, working at Ollies (sort of), Rose's outdoor oasis, Weight Watchers 25 # Award!
Rose reads a tribute from Amy's son, Amy repeats her pressure on Rose to become a regular at a bar, Rose can't find coffee at the public market, beets, Rose indulges in Comic Book Store Day, chocolate in a bar, Rose ate on the roof.
Our May Day celebrations of the past, green beer consumption, the Pittsford tree, eating dandelions, international film festival.
Rose surprises Amy, Rose agrees to Amy's declaration that "Record Store Day" is a holiday, get your chocolate in a bar, high quality back scratchers and metal finger claws, Rose says the word you should never say on the phone and Amy says pish posh to that, Yentas need a secretary, Rose comes up 2 ounces short, stitch in the gum, see you in 8 months, Rose says: "Amy's best day is someone's worst day" and "Amy's worst day is someone's best day."
Rose will cry if Amy goes off her diet, great things about endless winter, Amy's carny soul, endless itches, flyaway sweaters, Amy insists thousands are going to Record Store Day, Rose reminisces about making her own dinosaurs.
Did Rose keep her eyes closed during Barnaby Hall?, Rose decides becoming a country music songwriter is her calling and she shares a new song, Rose's scary hand mark, asparagus texter, Chris from The Last Word returns and shares a poem, Rose likes overcooked chicken.
Amy blanks on Passover appetizers, Rose's Passover plans: shop and don't cook, Rose calls for a fifth season, Rose eschews sweaters and Amy hoards them, Rose and Amy answer a text message about stress, Amy amazes Rose with incense matches, Rose rants about Mary Poppins plot changes.
Free bagels on Passover?!?!?, the slavery of your mind, furniture is too big, when Amy sees raisins she always thinks of Rose, Marvin called about gefilte fishing, Heywood called about fish in bathtubs, Yunkel called about eating the Passover shank bone.
Rose visited Amy's favorite 5 n 10, gold nugget gum, Hamsa protection from jealousy - keinahora!, Rose launches You Too? movement for the widespread David Cassidy depression, Amy bemoans the Cassidy fans who didn't support him when he needed them, Rose had early feelings for Tom Jones, Rose spoofed her friends by visiting Cher's bus, who brings bear meat?, people make tiny meals, Rose lectures Amy on the dangers of boondocking.
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Amy's sugar meltdown, Rose challenges Amy's candy integrity, Amy shames Rose's lack of sugar bush knowledge, Amy appears in a store as a candy addict, Rose queries one complete stranger for Yiddish sayings, Rose and Amy have a guacamole war in a restaurant, Amy accuses Rose of Weight Watchers brainwashing, Rose wears a plastic single use apron and makes matzah, chametz, snow keeps coming and Rose is plow challenged, Tim calls with a great "tip" for when to tip a tow truck driver.
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