Rose Chester and Amy Gdala have a chat and provide callers with sound (and unsound) advice.
Rose gets in a grocery store contest over fake turkey rolls, Rose's yucky goat's milk soap. how to schmeer, if everyone listened instead of talking, Air D-n-D's, living in your hometown versus living away.
Rose Chester memorializes David Cassidy and broadcasts her adoration, Amy administer the "David Cassidy Love Test" adapted from the "Bobby Sherman Love Test" as provided in the October 1969 issue of "16 Magazine." Rose acts out a coat and the "Cassidy Coat" is invented.
Chasing Pulis, Universal Horror and toilet paper experiences, "do nut" eat a bee, phone scam twist on Amy, Siri of the future, the beautiful science book comes up again, a library book sale scammer.
Rose's Cinderella tale, "Desire E" calls to promote his "Sensual Sounds of the Night" radio program and complains about a persistent caller to his show and also tells of an unpleasant encounter with Rose Chester in a restaurant, Rose continues her Cinderella tale, Heywood calls in and tries to sing some Barry White, Rose continues her Cinderella tale, "Desire E" calls back to complain about his dog's bark not being deep enough, Rose finishes her Cinderella tale.
Where do collected old prescription drugs go?, figure out what you can't live without, the beautiful science book, Clutterers Anonymous, vinegar, Amy's special rug photo, the Woody Woodpecker theme fills in for traditional music, the 26-year fire.
Food that didn't work out, it's not fair food, Rose is losing Halloween, wrens, soon Amy will be going out before breakfast, 3 cent gift cards, Mary Louise Canfield is from Rochester, movie theater musings.
Blood on Amy's hands, the bum store, Rose has to look good, bowling secrets, anniversary gifts, birthstones, has "jumped the shark" "jumped the shark"?
Amy's anniversary, grapes, Powers Farm Market, Rose assigns everyone to watch the movie "The Frisco Kid,"mayhem at the Dollar Tree.
Shana Tovah, Juggalos, food in freezer, cake matron, "salt life," losing memory
The famous Vermont Ponderosa incident, perfume in the eye with sparkly stuff, spoof numbers are real, big star in the neighborhood, shots through the eardrum.
